Great, Times!

So a couple of weeks ago I wrote about The Golden Age of The Langley Times and lamented how the paper hasn’t been the same since they forewent hilarity in the name of readability by making the front page headline and photo actually relevant to each other. Well, I was wrong. In what I will spend tomorrow convincing myself is a ploy by the Times staff to get my readership back, the front page is up to its old tricks again:

Langley: Forever mistaking shaved, spherical men for bear cubs… with deadly results.

I never thought I’d be the guy who keeps piles and piles of newspapers archived in his house, but at this point I’m not sure I really have a choice. I’m sorry I doubted you, Langley Times. Let’s never go this long without seeing each other again, okay?

Oh, AND IN OTHER NEWS:

Big up to Cyrus Molavi in Victoria, BC for sending this in, although to be honest I think it might actually be subtle viral marketing for that new Batman film.