December 2011
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This scarf I’m wearing? It works. Functionally and aesthetically. It’s like having the warm hands of a model wrapped around my neck, only this time they’re not strangling me but instead caressing. And I’m getting compliments on it from all angles, be they acute or obtuse, right or… wrong. The public has spoken and they are absolutely crazy pants about loving this...
Dec 29th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 14th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Pretty Strong, This Week
What’s new with me? FRIEND, I will tell you what’s new with me in ascending order from mildly interesting to most interesting, then back to about the level of interesting we started at before finishing big with outright boring: • At the bar last Saturday I saw some guy groping the breasts of an older woman which prompted me to say to no one in particular: “Whoa, those breasts must be in the...
Dec 3rd
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